All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
EVELYN WAUGHYou have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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