Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
EVELYN WAUGHThere is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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