Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
EVELYN WAUGHThere is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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