I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
EVELYN WAUGHThe great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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