Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
EVELYN WAUGHI should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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