Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
EVELYN WAUGHAnyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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