All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
EVELYN WAUGHAnyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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