If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
EVELYN WAUGHIts a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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