Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
EVELYN WAUGHWhere can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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