I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
ELLEN DEGENERESYeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being… me.
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Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
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I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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For some reason, we can’t just enjoy somebody else’s success. Somehow, that’s going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less – and I don’t know why.
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I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
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In the 80’s we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they’d have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.
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Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
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