You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
ELLEN DEGENERESYeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
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My name is Ellen and I’m a vegetarian. Just to add another label to me: I am a lesbian, aquarian and vegetarian. I’ve said it.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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Come on, if you don’t win tonight it doesn’t mean you’re not a good person, it just means you’re not a good actor.
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Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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There’s always time to do things that you’re passionate about. … If my name helps get something out there that I believe in then I am going to produce it. … Design is really my true love.
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Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It’s good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
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There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness… It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love it so much.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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