I don’t think I remember my first memory.
ELLEN DEGENERESProcrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’
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I don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
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I hate having to do small talk. I’d rather talk about deep subjects. I’d rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.
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I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal – because I’m not hiding anything from them.
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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…we should be grateful for them because without our family-the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day-life is pretty boring.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
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We’re told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?
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Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
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People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I’ve been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I’m happy I could give him work.
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My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?… Noooo… as funny as that is, I’m not
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