So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
ELLEN DEGENERESSome of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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I think I let go of the need for approval. It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself… I could do everything based on how I want to do things.
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People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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One rough patch is not the big picture.
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Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?… Noooo… as funny as that is, I’m not
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
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I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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We can sit and worry about what’s going to happen to us two weeks from now. I’d rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
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