In the 80’s we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they’d have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.
ELLEN DEGENERESWe went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, ‘I have a problem with procrastination, too.’ I said ‘Really?… Get my sandwich.’
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I’ve started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I’ve written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
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A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
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We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we’re cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning.
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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I admire people who know they can’t sing. There are so many people out there who can’t sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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