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The most profound indication of social malignancy no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.

Edward Albee

First, I’ll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll just kill him.
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Choice Dog Kill Kindness Method Myself
What I mean by an educated taste is someone who has the same tastes that I have.
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Education Myself Preference Taste
The most profound indication of social malignancy no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.
EDWARD ALBEE

Humor Joke Social
There are always going to be more actors than anybody can ever use.
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Actor Population
Creativity is magic. Don’t examine it too closely.
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Close Creativity Examination Magic
When you get old, you can’t talk to people because people snap at you…. That’s why you become deaf, so you won’t be able to hear people talking to you that way.
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Old People Snap Talk Way Yourself
Death is release, if you’ve lived all right.
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Death Live Right Yourself
I am not interested in living in a city where there isn’t a production by Samuel Beckett running.
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Interest Live Myself Production Run
Why we are here is an impenetrable question.
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Philosophy Question
Very few people who met my adoptive mother in the last 20 years of her life could abide her, while many people who have seen my play find her fascinating. Heavens, what have I done?!
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Adoption Fascinate Mom Myself People Play
The only time I’ll get good reviews is if I kill myself.
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Goodness Kill Myself Review Time
Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.
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Himself Play Stage
American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties.
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Criticism Death Facility
Every monster was a man first.
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Man Monster One Liner
Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it.
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Bad Definition Goodness Reality Writing
Progress is a set of assumptions.
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Assumption One Liner Progress

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