You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
E. B. WHITETrust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They’ll believe anything they see in print.
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From morning till night, sounds drift from the kitchen, most of them familiar and comforting. . . . On days when warmth is the most important need of the human heart, the kitchen is the place you can find it; it dries the wet sock, it cools the hot little brain.
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Why did you do all this for me?’ he asked. ‘I don’t deserve it. I’ve never done anything for you.’ ‘You have been my friend,’ replied Charlotte. ‘That in itself is a tremendous thing.
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I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
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Geese are friends to no one, they bad mouth everybody and everything. But they are companionable once you get used to their ingratitude and false accusations.
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I am still encouraged to go on. I wouldn’t know where else to go.
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When an American family becomes separated from its toothbrushes and combs and pajamas for a few hours it considers that it has had quite an adventure.
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Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day.
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We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
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It is Sunday, mid-morning-Sunday in the living room, Sunday in the kitchen, Sunday in the woodshed, Sunday down the road in the village: I hear the bells, calling me to share God’s grace.
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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
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One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.
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A right is a responsibility in reverse.
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Nationalism has two fatal charms for its devotees: It presupposes local self-sufficiency, which is a pleasant and desirable condition, and it suggests, very subtly, a certain personal superiority by reason of one’s belonging to a place which is definable and familiar, as against a place that is strange, remote.
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Never hurry and never worry!
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I believe in dreams. People should have faith in the songs poets sing.
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