Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
DICK GREGORYRevolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
DICK GREGORYThere’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
DICK GREGORYNo kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
DICK GREGORYDid you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
DICK GREGORYEverything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
DICK GREGORYPolitical promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
DICK GREGORYWhen you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
DICK GREGORYWe thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
DICK GREGORYTo me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
DICK GREGORYPolitical promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
DICK GREGORYEducation means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
DICK GREGORYCoconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
DICK GREGORYI never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
DICK GREGORYI waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
DICK GREGORYIt was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
DICK GREGORYMy mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
DICK GREGORY