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Dick Gregory

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
DICK GREGORY

Book Greatness History Thinking Victory Win
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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Food Mom
I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
DICK GREGORY

Career Laughter Myself
There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
DICK GREGORY

Force God Live Willing Yourself
When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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Deal Expression Insult Man Myself
I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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Believe Breathe Human Light Live Morning Myself Sun
I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Home Myself People
One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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Happiness Learning Oneself People Secret
My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Belief Explanation Myself
I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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Black Myself People Right Scare See
If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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Myself Poor
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Attachment Deep Loss Rich
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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Eat Food Myself Oppression People Right Time
I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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Black Enjoyment Man Myself
It’s cool to be healthy.
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Health Instagram Captions One Liner
I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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Deep Education Home Learning Myself Shame

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