My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
DICK GREGORYMy mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
DICK GREGORYRiches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
DICK GREGORYI wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
DICK GREGORYIf democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
DICK GREGORYThe most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
DICK GREGORYI’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
DICK GREGORYMy belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
DICK GREGORYI never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
DICK GREGORYI personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
DICK GREGORYI never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
DICK GREGORYThe only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
DICK GREGORYI am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
DICK GREGORYI tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
DICK GREGORYEducation means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
DICK GREGORYPoor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
DICK GREGORYWhen I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
DICK GREGORY