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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.

Dick Cavett

Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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Brain Heart Life Music Straight
To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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Holiday Night Time Traffic
A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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Growth Man See Tough
I’m not all that enthralled by show business, and I’m not that much of a highbrow.
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Business Myself
My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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Brain Intelligence Myself
I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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Edge Guest Ice Myself
I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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Angry List Mad Myself
I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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Haunt Home Live Myself
Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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Assumption Finance Handle Himself People Treat
Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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Depression Direction Patience Therapy
Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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Food Myself Reach Time
Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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Hard Work Lawyer Ourselves
The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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Brain Joke Mystery Process Result Study Subject
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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Intellectual Label Myself Understand
The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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Information Kill People Place Sound
Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
DICK CAVETT

Afraid Mindset Myself People Police Sex Violence

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