It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
DICK CAVETTHome schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy’s show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen.
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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I don’t think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience’s reaction is from another.
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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