If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
DICK CAVETTI eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.
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Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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Its fun for me to go on other folks talk shows. When youve endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food.
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The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
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I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
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It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
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Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.
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A biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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