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Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.

Dick Cavett

I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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Comic Myself See Show Stand
It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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Amount Class Union
Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
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Chance Coincidence Thinking
I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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Edge Guest Ice Myself
I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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Finding Music Myself Sacred
Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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Assumption Finance Handle Himself People Treat
Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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Beyond Criticism Death Declare Escape Reproach
There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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Form Law Online Weapon Yourself
I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
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Easy Myself Pretty Thinking Writing
I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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Away Happiness Myself Stay
The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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Head Inflection Trick Word Writing Yourself
Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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Comedy Need Resent Writing Yourself
There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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Comedy Street Television
In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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Depression Ghost Misery Rare
Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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Depression Direction Patience Therapy
Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
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Blessing Head Movie Myself Perfection Teacher

Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.

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