I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
DICK CAVETTI’m not all that enthralled by show business, and I’m not that much of a highbrow.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there’s not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.
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To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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I’m the only talk show host, I think, if there’s such a category in, what’s called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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