I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
DICK CAVETTTo label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I’m the only talk show host, I think, if there’s such a category in, what’s called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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Chris Matthews can’t start any sentence without ‘Let me ask you this… ‘ And I love Chris Matthews! But almost everybody in journalism does it. Who’s stopping you? Just say it!
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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I’m not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.
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