To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
DICK CAVETTThe mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests’ books.
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Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
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