Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
DICK CAVETTThe mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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