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The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.

Dick Cavett

There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.
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Devotee Head Level Romance Society Weapon
Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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Depression Direction Patience Therapy
I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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Angry List Mad Myself
Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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Best Column Consider Home Myself Suspect
A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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Growth Man See Tough
The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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Authority Depression Feeling Horrible
I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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Hate Movie Myself
Great humorists are great insulters.
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Great Humor Insult
Radio, which was a much better medium than television will ever be, was easy and pleasant to listen to. Your mind filled automatically with images.
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Better Image Listening Medium Mindset Television Yourself
Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
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Comic Court Early Known Rank Rough Survive
You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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Appearance Material Naive Television Thinking Way Yourself
I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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Exercise Friendship Lost Maintenance Myself
Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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Hard Work Lawyer Ourselves
There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
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Allow Day Violate
The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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Anxiety Bear Dreams Emotion True
To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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Holiday Night Time Traffic

The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.

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