Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
DICK CAVETTCan you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful.
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There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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Its fun for me to go on other folks talk shows. When youve endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests’ books.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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Greatly talented performers don’t know – often spectacularly – what’s best for them, don’t know what their talents really are, and don’t know what’s just plain wrong for them.
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
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There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
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