Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
DICK CAVETTCan you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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Chris Matthews can’t start any sentence without ‘Let me ask you this… ‘ And I love Chris Matthews! But almost everybody in journalism does it. Who’s stopping you? Just say it!
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there’s not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.
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Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’
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