I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
DICK CAVETTThere should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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