Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
DICK CAVETTIt’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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I have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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