The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
DICK CAVETTMeryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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Greatly talented performers don’t know – often spectacularly – what’s best for them, don’t know what their talents really are, and don’t know what’s just plain wrong for them.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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I’ve actually gotten so I don’t associate television with entertainment very much.
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I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
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Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful.
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests’ books.
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