The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
DICK CAVETTThere is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples’ stories.
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I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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