My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
DICK CAVETTThere is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples’ stories.
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The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people they finally dropped it from judo.
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