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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.

Dave Chappelle

Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Himself Platform Reparation Serious Slave Thinking Win
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Enjoyment Myself Thinking Time
My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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Comedy Imagination Myself Question Wife
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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Comedy Earth People Sensitive Social
I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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Ideas Life Myself People Walk
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Call Crazy Label Name
I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Care Issues Money Myself Work
The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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Better Personality World Worst Yourself
I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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Image Participate Question Right Support Yourself
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Late Listening Myself Quit Work
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Comedy Field One Liner Orientation
I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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Change Count Day Future Myself People
Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Important Invention Yourself
I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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Enjoyment Feeling Goodness Life Live Ourselves
It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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Enough Famous Hollywood Myself White
I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Drama Fun Money Myself Show

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.

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