I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEYou know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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