My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
DAVE CHAPPELLEYou know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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