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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.

Dave Chappelle

I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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Goodness Life Money Oneself Time
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Action Death Kill Woman
I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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Comedy Myself People Remember Start
The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Best Children Myself
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Late Listening Myself Quit Work
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Happy High Myself
I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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Enjoyment Feeling Goodness Life Live Ourselves
People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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People Smile Stand Wall Yourself
Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Kind Stand Yourself
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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Comedy Interest Place World Yourself
I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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Leaving Level Myself Necessary Relationship Work
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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People White
I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Myself People Positive
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Hard True Watch Yourself
I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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Association Learning People Religion Talk Yourself
Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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Country Fame Place

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