I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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