Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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