If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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