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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby

D. J. MacHale

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
D. J. MACHALE

Girlfriend Nice Reality
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
D. J. MACHALE

Adventure Challenges Way
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
D. J. MACHALE

Flats Sides Wall
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Hands Hurt Sorry
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
D. J. MACHALE

Already Dead Graves
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
D. J. MACHALE

Person Say Terrorist
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
D. J. MACHALE

Long May Thinking
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALE

Pendragon Reader
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
D. J. MACHALE

Sweet Together Victory
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
D. J. MACHALE

Mentioned Right Urges
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
D. J. MACHALE

Fall War Wings
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALE

Hero Men Names
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
D. J. MACHALE

Hate People Two
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
D. J. MACHALE

People Skeletons Sunblock
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
D. J. MACHALE

Beach Girl Jobs
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
D. J. MACHALE

Accordions Allow People

You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby

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