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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”

D. J. MacHale

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Adventure Life Ongoing
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
To write, you need to find what you love.
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Love Needs Writing
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Blood Leader Trying
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Long May Thinking
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names

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