Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
D. J. MACHALE“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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