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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”

D. J. MacHale

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Adventure Challenges Way
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Meant Presses Thing Way
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Long May Thinking
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges

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