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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon

D. J. MacHale

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Believe Evil Long
To write, you need to find what you love.
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Love Needs Writing
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALE

Pendragon Reader
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Boogyman Knows People
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
D. J. MACHALE

People Skeletons Sunblock
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
D. J. MACHALE

Different Jobs Soldier
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALE

Murder Three Times
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
D. J. MACHALE

Person Say Terrorist
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Meant Presses Thing Way

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