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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon

D. J. MacHale

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
D. J. MACHALE

Kids Warrior Witty
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
D. J. MACHALE

People Skeletons Sunblock
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
D. J. MACHALE

Flats Sides Wall
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Dinosaur People
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Believe Evil Long
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
D. J. MACHALE

Exactly French Pendragon
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
D. J. MACHALE

Person Say Terrorist
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALE

Hero Men Names
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
D. J. MACHALE

Already Dead Graves
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALE

Murder Three Times
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Learned Mistake Promise
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
D. J. MACHALE

One Shattering Simple
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
D. J. MACHALE

Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
D. J. MACHALE

Beach Girl Jobs
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALE

Chubby Fats Just
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALE

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