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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

D. J. MacHale

I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Long May Thinking
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALE

Pendragon Reader
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Flower Names Rose
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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People Skeletons Sunblock
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Adventure Challenges Way
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People

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