“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
D. J. MACHALEIf I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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