Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALEIf I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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