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  • D. J. MacHale Quote - If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
  • D. J. MacHale Quote - If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
  • D. J. MacHale Quote - If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
  • D. J. MacHale Quote - If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) Download This Image

    I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.

    I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.

    And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon

    I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better. Download This Image

    I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - “Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”

    “Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.

    I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.

    Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)

    Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.

    Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon) Download This Image

    There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon

    I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon

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    If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon

    I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?

    Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

    Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

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