My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
D. J. MACHALEIf I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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