Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
D. J. MACHALEIf I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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