Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALEI have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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