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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

D. J. MacHale

I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Light Men
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
D. J. MACHALE

Compassion Humility Pride
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
D. J. MACHALE

Mentioned Right Urges
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
D. J. MACHALE

Beach Girl Jobs
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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Different Jobs Soldier
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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People Skeletons Sunblock
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
D. J. MACHALE

Hate People Two
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
D. J. MACHALE

Kids Warrior Witty
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Boogyman Knows People
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
D. J. MACHALE

Accordions Allow People
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
D. J. MACHALE

Blood Leader Trying
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
D. J. MACHALE

Fall War Wings
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
D. J. MACHALE

Already Dead Graves
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
D. J. MACHALE

Flower Names Rose
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

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