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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

D. J. MacHale

You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Adventure Challenges Way
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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Pendragon Reader
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Blood Leader Trying
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

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