“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
D. J. MACHALETrolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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