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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.

D. J. MacHale

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALE

Murder Three Times
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
D. J. MACHALE

Long May Thinking
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
D. J. MACHALE

Courtney Mark Three
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Believe Evil Long
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Light Men
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALE

Hero Men Names
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
D. J. MACHALE

Flower Names Rose
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
D. J. MACHALE

Person Say Terrorist
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
D. J. MACHALE

People Skeletons Sunblock
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
D. J. MACHALE

Adventure Life Ongoing
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Learned Mistake Promise
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
D. J. MACHALE

Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
D. J. MACHALE

Meant Presses Thing Way
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
D. J. MACHALE

Compassion Humility Pride
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Boogyman Knows People
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALE

Chubby Fats Just

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