Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALEAnd so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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