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And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.

D. J. MacHale

If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
D. J. MACHALE

Already Dead Graves
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
D. J. MACHALE

Love Mark Press
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Dinosaur People
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
D. J. MACHALE

Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
D. J. MACHALE

Beach Girl Jobs
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
D. J. MACHALE

Flower Names Rose
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
D. J. MACHALE

Person Say Terrorist
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
D. J. MACHALE

Adventure Life Ongoing
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
D. J. MACHALE

Exactly French Pendragon
I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Four Levers Special
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALE

Hero Men Names
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
D. J. MACHALE

Different Jobs Soldier
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
D. J. MACHALE

Girlfriend Nice Reality
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALE

Chubby Fats Just
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
D. J. MACHALE

Courtney Mark Three
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALE

Murder Three Times

And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.

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And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.

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