If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
D. J. MACHALEIf I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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