Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
CHETAN BHAGATWhy should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
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A wise man can be a fool in love.
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.
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It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
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When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you
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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
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The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.
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Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them.
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?
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Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.
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