I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
CHELSIE DIANEYou can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
More Chelsie Diane Quotes
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Go fuck yourself.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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One tornado I lived through got the house.
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God is a woman and like every woman has millions of years of men speaking for her.
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I should now admit I once made a fake account just to talk to you once more.
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My entire life I’ve waited for a man to teach the world how to treat me and if he’d step in and convince them all.
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It finally happened like I thought it might I run into you.
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The day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
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You can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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I took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
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I keep saying over and over. I’m sorry but I have to go now you are not my person.
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I meet you and know suddenly and horribly there is no difference between sex and war that I must die to get that close to touching god.
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Oh the salt water I had to sweat to realize there was an ocean inside of me.
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When I was six I fell on a broken window. Once I realized no one was coming I stopped screaming and pulled the shard from my middle. This is life for some of us. This has been life for me.
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Everything great I’ve done I did not think to do so.
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The argentinian kisses me on a beach in tulum.
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I play with the nativity and tell mary she looks good in that color blue.
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I call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.
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Good morning. The sun is 93 million miles away her light takes 8 minutes to find you each day. You are on purpose.
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Ancient shamans asked the sick one question only when did you stop singing?
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If your mother does not love you well or is no longer here to love you well, may you feel worthy enough to open to the thousand tiny ways the spirit of mother longs to love you today.
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I want you as a lemon the waiter brings on a tiny white plate. I want him to watch while I squeeze you into my mouth and swallow the rind.
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A twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
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This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
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I found my old diary tonight. A brokenness I had forgotten pen pressured so deep it punctured page. I ran my fingers over my words and there inside ridges black I found a little girl desperate for someone to save her, desperate for the very woman I have become.
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