I play with the nativity and tell mary she looks good in that color blue.
CHELSIE DIANEYou loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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You say: you are mourning a man that could not love you. Full stop. Cover the last word. There’s the truth.
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Ancient shamans asked the sick one question only when did you stop singing?
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I should now admit I once made a fake account just to talk to you once more.
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The uncharted territory of the western amazon is called the mother of god.
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Good morning. The sun is 93 million miles away her light takes 8 minutes to find you each day. You are on purpose.
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I want you as a lemon the waiter brings on a tiny white plate. I want him to watch while I squeeze you into my mouth and swallow the rind.
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My entire life I’ve waited for a man to teach the world how to treat me and if he’d step in and convince them all.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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I call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.
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Hour 36 of labor. I pull at god’s necktie dig a hole at the hospital floor.
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
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One tornado I lived through got the house.
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Don’t get too used to being alone.
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Oh the salt water I had to sweat to realize there was an ocean inside of me.
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When I was six I fell on a broken window. Once I realized no one was coming I stopped screaming and pulled the shard from my middle. This is life for some of us. This has been life for me.
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A twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
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The most revolutionary act women can do is take back the life that belongs to you.
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Go fuck yourself.
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If your mother does not love you well or is no longer here to love you well, may you feel worthy enough to open to the thousand tiny ways the spirit of mother longs to love you today.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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I keep saying over and over. I’m sorry but I have to go now you are not my person.
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The day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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I will not believe It’s less holy to be human. I will not bow my head. I will not close my eyes to god.
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God is a woman and like every woman has millions of years of men speaking for her.
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