I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
CHARLES BARKLEYThese are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it’s about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.
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White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I’m sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they’re stupid.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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