There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
CHARLES BARKLEYEvery time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that’s pretty cool.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
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You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
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Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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I don’t believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
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