Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
CHARLES BARKLEYEvery time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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We’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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People say I eat a lot. I really don’t. More or less I just eat all the time.
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Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
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