I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
CHARLES BARKLEYEvery time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.
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I don’t believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you’ll be successful, and that’s not fair.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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I don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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