I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
CHARLES BARKLEYI’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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