I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
CHARLES BARKLEYHe’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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Being black or white isn’t an accomplishment. What you do with your life – or what you accomplish with your life – dictates what you should be proud of.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
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Social media is where losers go to feel important.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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