Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
CHARLES BARKLEYHalf Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
CHARLES BARKLEYI’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
CHARLES BARKLEYEvery time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
CHARLES BARKLEYI think you have an obligation to be honest.
CHARLES BARKLEYPeople always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
CHARLES BARKLEYI was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said ‘Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.’ And I said, ‘Mom, I’m rich.’
CHARLES BARKLEYI don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
CHARLES BARKLEYThe main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
CHARLES BARKLEYIf I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
CHARLES BARKLEYSometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
CHARLES BARKLEYI came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
CHARLES BARKLEYCurling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
CHARLES BARKLEYBut when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
CHARLES BARKLEYThere’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
CHARLES BARKLEYMy message is simple: take control of your life.
CHARLES BARKLEYI’m not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.
CHARLES BARKLEY