Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
CHARLES BARKLEYPeople say I eat a lot. I really don’t. More or less I just eat all the time.
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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Being black or white isn’t an accomplishment. What you do with your life – or what you accomplish with your life – dictates what you should be proud of.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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