On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
BRUCE WILLISBalding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
More Bruce Willis Quotes
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You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.
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What I say is what I say, I don’t always say the right thing, I don’t always say the politically correct thing. I don’t have any regrets about that.
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At 25, you’ve got millions of brain cells to kill.
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I think I’m even more open and more giving as a father now. I pay more attention now because I value it more and I’m less caught up with my career.
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Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor’s mouth lately?
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Everybody understands that acting is a really difficult job. It’s hard work. You’ve got to get dressed up, you’ve got to hang around with beautiful women. It’s difficult. It’s a problem.
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Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.
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Die Hard 2 was okay. It was a little outside the template but it was okay, a hard movie to make technically. Did well at the box office. Successful.
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You wouldn’t want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You’d get bummed out, and you’d just stay at home and watch the news.
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There’s a long history of all kinds of cop films… But all these films are really about the same thing: the good guys triumphing over the bad guys.
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It doesn’t matter how many people I’ve killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
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When you think about where are you going to find that big love of your life, you seldom think it’s someone you already know. You think it’s someone you’re yet to meet.
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Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
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Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.
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Violence – look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who’s kidding who?
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I always question whether it’s the right time for anything I do.
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I have just as many liberal ideas as I have conservative ideas that I argue with myself sometimes.
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I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.
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Your kids need your love and attention, and being able to devote myself to them is very fulfilling. As I get older, spending time with my daughters makes things much easier. You learn to put your ego aside.
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Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
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I’m always excited to be around other actors. I sometimes only get to work with myself, and it’s so tedious. I was so excited to go to work every day, and we ran into work every day.
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Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.
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All the films are hits before you turn the camera on. It’s only in the execution that they fail. I’ve been less than happy with the way a couple of films were edited, but it’s a director’s prerogative and you gotta go with it.
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I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself.
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Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.
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