Balding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
BRUCE WILLISI haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.
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Cinema has no boundaries, we all belong to the same artistic community.
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They look right. And you move left.
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Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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No one predicts the future. No one tries to.
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I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.
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Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.
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I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don’t wear makeup in real life. It’s just part of the gig, that’s all.
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I think I’m even more open and more giving as a father now. I pay more attention now because I value it more and I’m less caught up with my career.
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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
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You can’t undo the past but you can certainly not repeat it.
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Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
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You wouldn’t want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You’d get bummed out, and you’d just stay at home and watch the news.
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My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
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I’m much more proud of being a father than being an actor.
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But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.
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I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself.
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It doesn’t matter how many people I’ve killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
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I have just as many liberal ideas as I have conservative ideas that I argue with myself sometimes.
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I never think there’s any competition between films. I root for everybody’s films. I especially have a fond place in my heart for graphic novels and comics.
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Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
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Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.
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If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they’ve seen, then I question your judgment.
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On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
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I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.
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Violence – look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who’s kidding who?
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You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.
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