Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
BRAD WILLIAMSI hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
More Brad Williams Quotes
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It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.
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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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I try not to be hateful.
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Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
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I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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